Crawfish are REALLY BIG but make delicious crawfish pie!
When you look to cross the road, remember: “They” drive on the “wrong” side. Which means the lane you think is clear, may not be clear AT ALL!
Which leads into the next… There is no sense of hurry, except in traffic. An oncoming car that wasn’t visible when you started to cross the street will accelerate as soon as you’re in their sight!
Headlines look a little different than in Louisiana, but not much different than Wydaho! [insert: Moose, bear, mountain lion]
Hamburgers are the same, but different. Chinese food is the same, but different. [Thank you for the heads up, Beth!] Fries are the same, but “chips.” Lattes are the same, but smaller. Iced coffee [in South Africa] is not the same, it’s made with ice cream.
Re: milk. The carton labeled “Full Cream” is whole milk. The carton labeled “Cream” is what rises separates to the top in fresh milk, and should not to be confused with “full cream.”
Spiders are REALLY BIG and hairy, and like to just hang around.
Bacon in Africa is thinly sliced ham from the shoulder of a pig, and it is not cured.
Love at first sight runs rampant. Be ready for marriage proposals at any time. A safe response includes: for 80 white cows with one horn pointing north and one horn pointing south. [Coined by Nurse Jessie]
As a woman, revealing your knees or thighs is scandalous, but not your breast. If you reveal your knees, “love at first sight” happens even faster.
The internet is up for 3 minutes and down for 10. Write all emails or blog posts ahead of time before logging on. Paste, upload, and pray for the best outcome.
God sends American’s to Africa to practice PATIENCE.
To be continued…