The time that an event actually starts is about 1-2 hours later than what’s noted, with some exceptions—when you expect them to start later.
If an 18-wheeler has a sign that states, “ABNORMAL”, that translates into WIDE LOAD in the States.
If a female is “abnormal,” she is pregnant.
Please follow these specific instructions when visiting an art gallery!
Never underestimate the power of COWS! [Cows are given to a girl’s family when a man wants to marry her. Typically a cow is sacrificed at a wedding to seal the marrige. ]
Do not waste your time looking for a power outlet or light switch inside of the bathroom—they do not exist.
If directions include, go to the “robot” and take a right, don’t start looking for R2D2 from Star Wars, simply look for the traffic light.
Paper towels smell very ODD!
You buy your electricity at a gas station.
Swaziland has the highest HIV/AIDS population in the world. An estimated 45% of the population! You will be reminded of this every day.
Big Plus!!! A sim card works in ANY unlocked phone in Swaziland!
Razor wire separates all things from everything, but itself. With good reason!
To be continued…